And The Award Goes Too…

You know… if I ever recieved an award, I’m pretty sure it would be for something like.. “Snark of the Year” or “Best Composed Facetious Statement” or even something like “Most Annoying Person To Talk Too”.

I’m sure someone can work on those awards post haste, cause… I’ve got my acceptance speech wrtten and everything.

Who am I kidding. I don’t write that stuff down before hand. I’m totally an ‘off-the-cuff’ kind of guy when it comes to things like that. Public speaking has been a downfall for me. Not that I am not good at it. No, I’ve actually been complimented on some of my presentations. I’ve also been chided on some of them also… for those reading that might remember, here is where I add the word…


It was bad. So bad.. still makes me shudder thinking how bad it was…


My acceptance speech would come across something like..



Cause I’m classy like that.

In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “I’d Like to Thank My Cats.”

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