You Might Be In Education If…

School started here on Monday (granted, I don’t go back for another week), so for all my teacher friends…


~ You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.
~ You want to slap the next person who says, “Must be nice to work from 8 to 3 and have your summers free!”
~ You can tell it’s a full moon without ever looking outside.
~ You believe “shallow gene pool” should have its own box on the report card.
~ When out in public you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior.
~ You have no time for a life from August to June.
~ You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.
~ You encourage an obnoxious parent to check into charter schools or home schooling.
~ You think caffeine should be available to staff in IV form.
~ Meeting a child’s parents instantly answers the question: “Why is the kid like this?”
~ You laugh uncontrollably when people refer to the staff room as the “lounge.”


From Mikey’s Funnies

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