Alright… it’s a list. But it’s a great list!
1. Poke a Hungarian.
2. Learn a new language and then speak it only with people who don’t understand it.
3. Find a receipt, take it to the store, say you lost the item but ask for your money back anyway.
4. Catch snow on your tongue. All the snow.
5. Go to a fish market and use the octopi as hand puppets.
6. Every time you get up to go to the bathroom, announce “Spoiler alert!”
7. Attend a sporting event and “shush” your fellow spectators.
8. When dining out, let the waiter know you’re on a low-crab diet.
9. Purloin a letter.
10. Sirloin a steak.
11. Put a little wiggle in it.
12. Renovate the kitchen, but not your own kitchen.
13. Wear a hat at a jaunty angle and see who your real friends are.
14. Refuse to use the word “trenchant.”
15. Volunteer at a…
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haha…these are brilliant…so, do we need a cat to loin a letter and so we need the monarchy to loin a steak?
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I enjoy his articles, he’s a really funny guy.
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Ha! Yes, did you turn me on to this blog? Can’t remember. Been following it ever since anyway…
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I don’t know. Maybe? Do I win a prize if I did? Cause if so.. Yes. Yes that was me. Totally.
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Yes, the prize is having me read your fantastic blog every time you publish. How’s that?
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Did you know that there’s a company that sells underpants for squirrels? http://mcphee.com/shop/squirrel-underpants.html. It sells other novelty stuff too, but that’s how I found them, someone told me about the squirrel underwear. And now you know too.
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Well, I guess you can find everything on the Internet. Now the real question is… Who’s going to put those on squirrels?!?
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Hilarious! Thanks for the lift.
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I can’t recommend him enough. He has such great wit.
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That was s funny list 🙂
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