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A Few Famous Putdowns…

Sometimes, you just meet someone that needs… nay, requires… to be put back into a functional orbital pattern around reality (as opposed to thinking they are in fact the center of the universe). In such cases, here are a few words that can be expressed and applied in any manner with which you like (I find sledgehammers work best).

I’d say use sparingly, however, chances are you will have to use judiciously because these people tend to not pick up the first, second or third hint.

 

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This Explains Soo Much…

I’m a bit of a Star Wars guy. Not a fanboi, not one of those raging nerds who argues whether Trek is better than Wars (they are both good (and somewhere, a nerd just exploded)), and not one of those people who is going to the first showing on the first night of the new movie (seriously… I don’t really like crowds that much).

However… I do love the movies. I have been known to quote Yoda (“Do or do not, there is no try”), I am a firm believer that Han shot first, and that the only movies that matter begin with Chapters. Seriously, those episode abominations or so much crap, I mean in the first 20 minutes of “A New Hope” Ben Kenobi completely disavows the whole midicholirine, mycochondriat… whatever it is that George tried to pass off for what the force was… but, so not the point. Continue reading This Explains Soo Much…