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WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW UNTIL YOU HAVE KIDS

WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW UNTIL YOU HAVE KIDS

~ How many seconds it takes to microwave four fish slicks perfectly.

~ Who John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt is.

~ How to change a diaper in the dark, in a parked car, on a standing child, and all of the above simultaneously.

~ Which lines of “The Cat in the Hat” and “If I Ran the Circus” can be skipped over without a child noticing.

~ How bright a 3 a.m. full moon is.

~ The design marvels of hooded towels, Velcro-strap shoes, and mitten clips.

~ Locations of public restrooms all across town.

~ Why anyone would bother retracing their steps for miles just to retrieve a lost blankie.

~ The fine art of vacuuming a floor with out hosing up a Barbie shoe or a Playmobil cannonball.

~ How little sleep a human body truly needs to function.

~ Almost every Disney lyric ever penned.

~ How to spell amoxicillin, let alone say it.

~ That reverse psychology really works.

~ Why they call them Happy Meals.

~ The blessedness of naps.

~ How much you can love one human being.

From Mikey's Funnies [forwarded by Gretchen Patti]

Guidelines For Life…

GUIDELINES FOR LIFE

~ Pray not for things, but for wisdom and courage.

~ Compliment three people every day.

~ Watch a sunrise at least once a month.

~ Be the first to say hello.

~ Live beneath your means.

~ Treat everyone like you want to be treated.

~ Never give up on anybody; miracles happen.

~ Never deprive someone of hope; it may be all they have.

~ Be tough-minded, but tenderhearted.

~ Be kinder than necessary.

~ Keep your promises.

~ Learn to show cheerfulness, even when you don’t feel like it.

~ Remember that overnight success usually takes about 15 years.

~ Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.

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Every great once in a while, I feature something that isn’t of my own creation. This is not. It is however a good reminder about things that we should be doing in everyday life. This was part of an email from www.mikeysFunnies.com that I get forwarded to him by Adon Brownell. Credit where I can give it, right? Anyway, hope you enjoyed it.